Tracklist
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Track
Length
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Score
1
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
0:41
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2
ValuJet
1:28
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3
You’ve Got No Friends
1:12
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4
You Keep a Diary
1:12
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5
You Own a Store
0:37
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6
You Got Date Raped
0:49
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7
Recycling Is Gay
0:36
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8
You’re a Cop
1:50
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9
You Can’t Shut Up
0:18
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10
You’ve Got Cancer
0:31
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11
We Just Disagree
0:32
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12
Hungry Hungry Hippos
0:18
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13
You Are an Interior Decorator
0:51
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14
Pottery’s Gay
0:39
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15
Rich Goyette Is Gay
0:53
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16
Branscombe Richmond
1:35
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17
You Live in Allston
0:53
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18
You Are a Food Critic
0:54
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19
Just the Two of Us
0:27
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20
Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin
1:10
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21
You’re Gay
0:37
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22
You Look Adopted
1:17
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23
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
0:10
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24
You Have Goals
0:22
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25
You Drive an IROC
0:55
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26
You Play on a Softball Team
0:58
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27
Because You’re Old
0:45
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28
You Sell Cologne
0:30
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29
Being a Cobbler Is Dumb
0:28
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30
You Live in a Houseboat
0:45
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31
Richard Butler
1:32
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32
311 Sucks
0:39
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33
Your Kid Is Deformed
0:40
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34
You Are an Orphan
1:06
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35
You’re Old (Fuck You)
0:12
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36
You Go to Art School
0:55
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37
Your Best Friend Is You
0:53
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38
You’re in a Coma
1:19
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39
Windchimes Are Gay
0:10
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40
No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band
0:28
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41
Rene Auberjonois
0:41
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42
The Internet Is Gay
0:25
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43
Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
1:12
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44
Hootie and the Blowfish
0:38
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45
You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay)
0:22
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46
Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s
0:21
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47
Technology’s Gay
0:25
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48
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
0:36
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49
I’m in Anal Cunt
0:20
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50
You (Fill in the Blank)
0:26
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51
Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache
4:10
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52
Bonus Track #3
0:08
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