Tracklist
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Track
Length
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1
An Apple a Day, You'll Die Anyway
1:40
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2
Can I Be Aborted, Even Though I'm 29?
2:01
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3
Eating Holograms of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry
1:01
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4
I Saw Something That Reminded Me of You, Then I Flushed
1:11
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5
Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing
0:56
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6
Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby
1:42
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7
Staring Into the Jaws of Capitalism and Saying Yes Daddy Please
1:05
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8
Weddings Are Funerals With Cake
1:32
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9
Whine Moms
1:02
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10
Cover Me With Spiders and Gasoline? I'm In!
1:17
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11
You Must Be Depression, Because You Make Me Want to Kill Myself
1:29
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12
If the Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs?
1:51
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13
King Douche on His Throne of Loneliness
1:53
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