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1
My Grandpa was 65 he runs a mile to stay fit, he's 70 now and has no idea where he is
3:39
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2
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
2:34
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3
Chickens sit on eggs because they don't have chairs
1:59
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4
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo
2:12
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5
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is a registered 6 offender
2:38
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6
A family walks into a hotel and requests the porn to be disabled, clerk says It's just regular porn you sick fuck
3:33
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7
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
3:12
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8
Lord told John if he comes forth he will receive eternal life, John came fifth and received a toaster
4:21
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9
If you are ever cold just stand in the corner, they are usually 90 degrees
2:31
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10
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer, don't know what he laced them with I've been tripping all day
3:01
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11
The best nation in the world is donation
2:53
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12
I threw a boomerang a few years ago and I now live in constant fear
3:20
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