Tracklist
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Track
Length
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Score
1
Squadilah, We Are Off!
0:30
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2
If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune
0:30
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3
If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun
0:30
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4
If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem?
0:30
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5
It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss
0:30
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6
So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore
0:30
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7
This Song Is About as Long as My Penis
0:30
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8
Throw Some Brees on It
0:30
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9
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start
0:31
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10
Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like
0:30
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11
If the Lyrics to This Song Are on the Back of the Metriod Prime Box, It's a Coincidence, I Swear
0:30
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12
I Hope All My Victim's Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad
0:30
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13
Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay)
0:30
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14
A 10-And-A-Half Year Old Trapped in an 11-Year-Old's Body
0:30
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15
It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway
0:30
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16
I'd Tap That (And by "That" I Mean the First Guitar Riff in This Song)
0:30
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17
It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over
0:30
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18
Does This Rag Smell Like Cloroform to You?
0:30
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19
3 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch
0:30
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20
Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts
0:30
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21
Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why
0:30
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22
Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet)
0:30
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23
I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't
0:30
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24
The Inner Workings of a Phallic Extrusion
0:30
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25
For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Abuse
0:30
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26
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
0:30
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27
I Like My Women Like I Like My Slinkies: Tumbling Down a Staircase
0:30
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28
300 Beats Per Minute, and to the Groin Mostly
0:30
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29
Another Song on This (CD)
0:30
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30
To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume Down All the Way and Imagine Something Nice
0:30
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31
Customers Who Purchase Andy Milonakis Season One May Also Like a Cucumber and Some Ass Lube
0:30
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32
I Seem to Have Lost My Number, Will You Have Sex With Me?
0:30
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33
Blast This Shit in a Parking Lot for Instant Glorification
0:30
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34
Degrading Women Is No Joke. Haha, Get It?
0:30
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35
It's Sad When This Isn't the Longest Song Title on The (CD)
0:30
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36
Step One: Accepting Defeat
0:30
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37
If I Had a Dollar for Every Time You Said Something Stupid I'd Buy a Gun and Stab You With Bullets
0:30
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38
Where There's Smoke... They Pinch Back
0:30
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39
Attack of Pentagrandma and Grimpa
0:30
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40
Albert Wesker Needs to Sit in the Naughty Stool and Think About What He's Done
0:30
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41
My Favorite Book as a Child Was Always Clifford Gets Neutered
0:30
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42
Writing This Shit Is a Lot Easier Than Writing, Say, Music
0:30
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43
This Song Title Isn't Funny, but It's Very True
0:30
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44
Help, I've Fallen and I'm Old as Balls
0:30
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45
If You Fap to the Tempo of This Song Chances Are You Won't Live to Tell About It
0:30
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46
Enter Stage Left: The Whole World Explodes
0:30
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47
Don't Talk Shit About Total
0:30
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48
I Use a Drum Machine and Marco Pitruzzella Is Still Faster
0:30
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49
Or What, You'll Put Your Balls on My Drum Machine?
0:30
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50
Sadistic Vaginal Grinding Corpse Molesting Morbid Cannibalistic Gory Regurgitated Genital Bloodbath
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51
The Following Song Title Is a False Statement
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52
The Previous Song Title Is a True Statement
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53
The Question Is, Do You See the Beauty in Them?
0:30
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54
I'm Pretty Sure I Could Get Double-Sued for This Song
0:30
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55
They're Making Me Ride the Greased-Up Moose as I Type This
0:30
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56
Track Number 56 Colon Music Audio for Compact (Disk)
0:30
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57
There Are Two Kinds of Guys in This World:
0:30
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58
There Are Those Who Like Beef Jerkey and Dragon Ball Z
0:30
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59
And There Are Those Who Like Dicks in Their Asses
0:30
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60
Like a Rockem Sockem Robot That Lost
0:31
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61
I Think This Song Would Be More Sensitive If It Were About the Holocaust
0:30
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62
Unicorn Hole Would Like to Thank and Simultaneously Apologize To
0:31
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